I don’t know why it helps to be the saddest person on earth’s history but here we go. If being happy in a sad world is becoming hard, well here’s how to become the saddest person with the unhappiest story ever in the world?
Here’s how to create artificial sadness and become a miserable person who is wretchedly unhappy. The kind of person who sees beauty in sadness and whose misery prevents them from seeing or expecting good in anything. So sad that you always try to make those around you feel just as bad and negative as you are.
Stay still without any movement and remain indoors, preferably in the same room. Eat, sleep, watch stuff and do just the things that make you sad.
Vary your sleep cycle and have irregular sleep by watching TV or Phone. Here you already have helpers, the developers of most phone apps work tirelessly to keep you locked.
Watch things that feed into your negative emotions like anger and sources of misery, focus on the bad to fuel resentment and despair.
Be disappointed in the lack of change across the world, like hunger, war, injustice, hate… Think of this so much until it drowns any good there is.
Your brain will want to override this new system: trick it into submission by creating vague goals and irrelevant goals. It will be distracted and stop opposing you.
Whenever any sort of motivations comes up, aim ridiculously high to guarantee failure. I.e think how it will take you just a few hours to make it up for all the wasted time.
Put the cart before the horse: focus on results instead of the process I.e learn how to spend one billion shillings that you don’t even have.
The saddest life stories are usually about love, friendship, relationships and death. These are sad short stories that immediately make you cry. In history, Job may have lived the sadest life after God’s tests but we like to burry that in his new found riches and family. Tomasz Liboska, is said to be the saddest man in the world. Presently, the saddest people can be those who are forgotten on their birthday, or old people living alone, or social animals like cats and dogs left alone by their owners.
According to the 2019 Happiness Report, Finland is the happiest country in the world, with Denmark, Norway, Iceland, and The Netherlands holding the next top positions. South Sudan was named the unhappiest place in the world, followed by Central African Republic, Afghanistan, Tanzania and Rwanda.
We all want happiness, so don’t do this! Instead share ways we can all be happy…