GUTTER PRESS AND GITHERI MEDIA IN KENYA
Its 9pm in Kenya, all TV stations are airing their prime time bulletin.
Presenting is a girl with huge contours
1st item : A man has killed his wife and committed suicide.
2nd item : A road accident has claimed several
3rd item : Governor X has looted 2 billions
4th item : Demolitions took place earlier in the day
5th Item : Floods wreck havoc , leaving several homeless..
6th item : Galana kularu ( or whatever) irrigation project used 500M to clear bushes .
Commercial break: Sport pesa, Betin, Shabiki com, Alcohol…
7th Item: Kieleweke warn Tanga Tanga
8th Item : Tanga Tanga tell Kieleweke
9th Item : A police officer shoots boss and turns gun on self
10th item: Fuel prices expected to go up
Mariga tells you to bet,
Bomb kills 29 somewhere in middle-East
Typhoon whatever leaves 400 homeless
Wild fire burns hundreds of homes
Volleyball team stranded somewhere in an airport
A certain sportsman is demanding his dews
Gor Mahia fans destroy stadium
Barcelona receive a whack from Valencia
Gikomba on fire
That’s how we survive in Kenya.